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David Levy
Principal - Consult Levy
The Corporate Digest
October 2021
Dear David,

Sit back and enjoy some quick computer humor. You have to read at least a couple of them.
Computer Humor
Helpdesk:    What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:   A white one
Helpdesk:    Click on the 'My Computer’ icon on to the left of the screen
Customer:   Your left or my left?
Hi, good afternoon. This is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try it says, 'Can't find printer.' I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.
Customer:   I have problems printing in red ...
Helpdesk:    Do you have a color printer?
Customer:   Ah………. thank you.
Helpdesk:    What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:   A teddy bear my son bought for me in the supermarket.

Helpdesk:    How may I help you?
Customer:   I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk:    OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer:   Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it? 

Helpdesk:    Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello ... I can't print
Helpdesk:    Would you click on Start for me and ...
Customer:   Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. l am not Bill Gates, ..................darn it!
Helpdesk:    And now hit F8.
Customer:   It's not working.
Helpdesk:    What did you do, exactly?
Customer:   I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
Customer:   My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk:    Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:   No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk:    Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:   OK
Helpdesk:    Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:   Yes
Help desk:   That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another ..................keyboard?
Customer:   Yes, there's another one here.
..................Ah ... that one does work!
Helpdesk:    Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:   Is that 7 in capital letters?
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk:    Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:   Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk:    Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:   Five stars.
Helpdesk:    What antivirus program do you use?
Customer:   Chrome.
Helpdesk:    That's not an antivirus program.
Customer:   Oh, sorry ...lnternet Explorer.
Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
Helpdesk:    Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?
Old Woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over four hours for you. Can you ..................please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk:    Uhh ...? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ...
Old Woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than four ..................hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
David Levy works with companies utilizing his business improvement strategies to maximize their profitability and improve their effectiveness. He works with owners and helps businesses, and their people, grow. 

He can be reached at 858-453-3778.

Contact Information
David Levy
8230 Caminito Sonoma, Suite 102
La Jolla, CA 92037 USA
Phone: 858-453-3778            Fax: 763-322-2505
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